Limerick 7 – Hong Kong

There once was an exceptionally long dong
that belonged to a certain guy from Hong Kong;
but, into two halves it got cut
in between the thighs of a slut
who forgot to remove her razor-edged thong.

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Limerick 6 – Liz

There once was a dumb blonde named Liz
who was partly American and partly Swiss.
At a bar, she was made to think
before ordering her favorite drink..
and she said, “I’d love a mugful of Irish giz.”