There once was an exceptionally long dong
that belonged to a certain guy from Hong Kong;
but, into two halves it got cut
in between the thighs of a slut
who forgot to remove her razor-edged thong.
There once was a dumb blonde named Liz
who was partly American and partly Swiss.
At a bar, she was made to think
before ordering her favorite drink..
and she said, “I’d love a mugful of Irish giz.”
There once was an ugly broad named Angelina
who constantly laughed like a drunken hyena.
One day they found out why
she was always happy and high…
‘because God blessed her with a vibrating vagina’
There once was a certain genius named Stephen;
he was as young as two months shy of eleven
when he asked his dad,
“Why are you so glad?”;
he said, “Why, boy, you came from my own semen..”
There once were two thieves with long cocks
which were always as hard as rocks
that formed the wall of Berlin,
but so thin, almost like a hairpin;
they could use them only to pick locks.
There once was a pretty lady named Carolina
who had, in place of her brain, another vagina.
She used to live in the city of Denver.
Once she tried to say something clever,
and ended up saying, “Japan is the capital of China.”
There once was a dumb nympho named Venus
who loved any man with a big penus.
She begged Jack to fuck her one day.
He said, “Don’t you know that I’m gay?”
She said, “It’s fine, then I’ll take it in my anus.”